knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
Haikyuu!! opening - Imagination
things get heated between the canadians and the americans
*ANGRY CANADIAN NOISES*
Canada, you can’t just lean on healthcare to win every argument!
a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
death by pussy.
the most heavenly way to die
Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.